I’m graduating in January and I’m a lot more than a little freaked out. With the end my my carefree existence approaching so rapidly, I’ve been considering a great deal about the college experiences I wouldn’t wish to miss out on prior to I flip that tassel.
Obviously, a great deal of these involve sex. (What can I say? It’s often on my mind.)
So this week, I’ve decided to put together a comprehensive list of each and every last place we all should certainly have sex (not together, of course) previous to walking the plank into real life. Unfortunately, I go to an all-women’s college so most of these are just wishful considering for me, but they are a lot more than feasible and exciting for the rest of you.
An empty classroom. Make certain you can’t be seen from the window about the door.
Around the top bunk. You haven’t experienced college if you’ve never banged your head in cowgirl position.
A frat house. Use protection.
The shower. Don’t forget your flip-flops
You are roommate’s bed. Just make certain she won’t be coming property for the middle of it… and clean the sheets after.
The movie theater. In case you didn’t get to in high school. May possibly be far better to stick to heavy petting on this one.
A stranger’s house at a party. Locate an empty room, unless you are truly adventurous.
Outside. I once had sex up against a tree at the Rocky Mountains. Highly recommended.
An on-campus bathroom. For the between-class quickie.
You are bedroom at residence. Due to the fact that you are finally allowed to have the door closed when boys are over.
A cheap hotel room. As a result of who can afford a 5-star hotel for a romantic weekend away?
About the beach. Spring Break is just around the corner….
On an airplane. May be much better to just throw a blanket over your laps and do some handiwork; there’s no require to get Homeland Security involved in your sex life.
In a foreign country. If you are not studying abroad, at least do it in one more state.
From the library. I can’t think of a greater use for group-study rooms. And that whole “sex in the stacks” seriously is often a rite of passage.
Any other places you should get frisky in before graduation?
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